The Hills star Kristin Cavallari, who is known for starting up drama, is now offering some advice to fellow celebs and political figures in the news in her Funnyordie video.
Here are some highlights:
"Obama is having problems getting his health care thing passed. He keeps asking these Republicans for some help. Well that's a loser move. If you ask nice you ask twice."
"People will not stop talking about the whoring around of Jon from 'Jon and Kate Plus 8.' If I were Kate I would change my name to Katherine and throw that dorks collection of Ed Hardy s**t in the yard and than light in on fire."
"Here's some advice for golfers, sink the putt and than fill in the hole. You want the next guy to be f**ked don't you?"
"Funny People opens this week. Being funny is just how ugly people get laid right? My advice to funny people, get different genetics and quite being so f**kin' desperate."
VIEWER MAIL:
"I just got into acting and I am attending my first premiere. Any tips on how to get noticed?" -signed Fact Track To Fame.
"That's a toughy. The vag-flash used to work, but so played out. Whomever is the first to figure out how to flash your butt-hole, that's how you're going to get a lot of attention."
