I'm warning you that this footage, although hilarious, is at times a little uncomfortable to watch.In this Comedy Central Worst Speeches Of All Time skit, one middle school girl, Melissa Bell, stands up in front of the whole school and reads her essay on what it would be like if newly single Ashton Kutcher attended her school's dance. She imagines that he would fall in love with her, whisk her off her feet, and take her to Hollywood.

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After watching this video, Ashton responded on Twitter, "Lincoln addressed Gettysburg, MLK had a dream, Melissa got her period and then we frenched."A few Tweets later he added, "Is it me or is it uncomfortable to watch?"One of Ashton followers, Original_Au, was not pleased with Ashton's tweets or the video, apparently she didn't know it was a joke. She tweeted several times saying,"plz ask @aplusk to delete link to the vid of the middle school girl. i'm sure she gets teased enuf without the xtra attention.""Please delete the link to that video. That girl is probably going to be embarassed and stay home sick from school.""Please delete Gettysburg link I normally think you're very funny, but it's too mean.""Please delete link w/middle school girl. You're rich good-looking guy so teasing probably doesn't bother you. She's just a kid."The video is based on McSweeney's piece written by Teddy Wayne.