All Hail King Spencer Pratt!

Posted on September 1, 2009 - 10:03pm by tammy No, I'm not kidding. Spencer Pratt would like to be called King Spencer Pratt! Spencer proclaims: "I've decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role." Of course you do. No one else will, you nut! Spencer says: "Michael Jackson's in heaven. The Holy Spirit now has extra Michael Jackson juice, so boom! For all we know, Heidi gets possessed with some of that Michael Jackson divine spirit." Now that doesn't even make sence. Actually, none of this makes sence. Who in their right mind would call Spencer Pratt "King"? This little twerp needs to get off his high horse and get his head checked. I'm sick of his babbling nonsense.