So we all know in the tabloid world, the moment that two celebs of the opposite sex are seen together they're automatically together, hooking-up, and an engagement and wedding is supposed to come soon after.Kermit the Frog reassures us (and Miss Piggy) that this is not the case between he and Lady Gaga.People recently interviewed Kermit to try to figure what's really going on between he and Gaga.

When Lady Gaga rolled up to the MTV Video Music Awards, the world was agog at the identity of her high-profile date America's Frog Next Door, Kermit the Frog. After all, the movie and TV star, singer and former pollywog had long been linked romantically to frequent costar Miss Piggy. Had he gone from mild-mannered Muppet to amphibian Jon Gosselin?Not at all, Kermit insists. He fesses up about his date with Lady Gaga (who called him, not vice versa) and his relationship with a certain pig, dispenses advice to Kanye West and hints at why you haven't seen him and Fozzie Bear out on the town together, in this special Q & A with PEOPLE.com.PEOPLE: So how'd this date with Lady Gaga go down, exactly? Kermit: Well, I wouldn't really call it a "date" at least not if I don't want to end up as a coat for Miss Piggy. Y'see, I just gave Lady Gaga a ride to the VMAs, and when Lady Gaga left her credentials in the limo, I had to bring them to her. (On the off-chance security didn't recognize her. Hey, it could happen.) Of course, after Lady Gaga and I were seen on the red carpet together, well ... Miss Piggy got a little jealous. But I definitely did get a ride home in the trunk!How'd you and Lady Gaga get on away from the cameras? Is she a good kisser? Lady Gaga is a wonderful person. In private, she is very down to earth... which is where I spend most of my time. As far as kissing Lady Gaga goes: she is a very good kisser, but it was not a romantic kiss. It was a kiss for good luck. Kissing a frog is good luck for the person giving the kiss but bad luck for the frog if his pig finds out.

Lady Gaga has been see twice already out and about with Kermit. Once at one of her interviews and than just recently at Sundays VMAs.How funny is this interview. I love that this interview was done by People. Their articles are always so serious. But it's awesome how they are making fun of tabloid magazines and their stupid insinuations. What do you think about the interview?