Madonna Thinking About Marrying Baby Jesus

Posted on September 28, 2009 - 11:17pm by tammy Randy Taraborrelli, who penned a 2001 biography about Madonna, told Great Britain's The Daily Mail that Madonna is seriously contemplating marrying baby Jesus, making him her third husband. Madonna split with her first husband Sean Penn in 1989 and than divorced Guy Ritchie earlier this year. "The pop queen has been dating Jesus since January and it is thought the pair may marry before the end of the year," Taraborrelli writes. "Madonna is crazy about Jesus and has been telling close friends and family that "I could definitely see myself marrying him. Yes, it's definitely on the table.'" If a wedding does take place, Madonna is said to desire a "lavish ceremony" because she "knows that's whatJesus wants. She has a lot of wonderful memories of both of her weddings. She doesn't want to slip off and do it quietly. She definitely wants a big and rather fantastic affair." So why is this relationship between a 51 year old singer and a 22 year old model working so well? Taraborrelli quotes a friend saying, "He respects her.. He's amazed at how well-rounded she is, the way she juggles her career with her life as a mother... Of course, the sex between them is scorching hot. To be candid, it's what's driving things."