O.C. Man Nearly Loses His Penis In An Attempt To Make It Larger
Posted on September 28, 2009 - 4:00pm by loretta

An unidentified man from Costa Mesa, California almost lost his penis after trying to make it larger.
The man, who is in his 50's, put his penis through a hole in a steel, ring shaped dumbbell weight fastener. After two to three days of the weight being stuck, the man went to the ER for help. The hospital staff kept him under a psychiatric hold and called the local Fire Department to remove the weight.
The FireFighters, in full surgical uniform, including masks and scrubs, proceeded to saw through the weight using a watering system to keep the sparks from the saw from injuring the man. The whole process took about two hours.
Costa Mesa Battalion Chief, Scott Broussard stated,
They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn't hurt his thing.
If anything, the incident demonstrated the versatility of the city firefighters' rescue skills.
If we're cutting people out of some kind of building, or if we're cutting right up next to somebody's flesh and don't damage his flesh, then it's a good day.
This is one of the strangest stories I've ever heard. I hope this man learned his lesson. What do you think?