We can only assume you've been waiting with baited breath for this.
Infamous mother of 14 Nadya Suleman has just released her most desperate and publicity hungry way to feed her brood: a "self-pleasure" video entitled Octomom: Home Alone. That's according to Huffington Post. The video is available online for $25 and couldn't have come at a better time for Octomom--her house was officially foreclosed yesterday!
Octomom's set designer for the publicity photos had to have been a pedophile because who else would get turned on by a clothesline full of baby clothes and onesies? Creepy! Nevertheless, Octomom remains excited to promote the video. "They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!" she said.
If you'd rather get a sense of other people's reaction to the video first, check out this hilarious skit from Jimmy Kimmel Live!
What do you think of Octomom releasing a porno?
Photos courtesy of Fame Flynet and Simply Showbiz