She storms through New York City causing a wake of destruction wherever she goes ― wait, are we talking about Lindsay Lohan or Hurricane Sandy?
Lest anyone think Lilo is too wrapped up in her own personal disasters to notice those at a national level, the Liz & Dick star took it upon herself to rechristen the storm “Sally,” which she also apparently thinks everyone is making too big a deal about.
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“WHY is everyone in SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace,” Lindsay tweeted yesterday. Granted, she does have a lot of experience dealing with chaotic situations, though in this case we don’t think she’s qualified to weigh in on this scary ordeal.
At present, Hurricane Sandy has claimed 67 lives, which seems a decent enough reason for concern.
Lilo has since jokingly begun referring to the disaster as "Hurricane Sassy," but is that any worse than calling it “FrankenStorm”?
Should metereologists leave Lindsay in charge of naming storms from now on? Tell us what you think!