In the distant future, Simon Cowell will return as a disembodied floating head, most likely still criticizing bad singers. At least, that’s what he hopes. The harsh X Factor judge's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno alongside Britney Spears last night more than confirmed his eccentricity, including his willingness to be beheaded in order to extend his life.
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First Jay gets into the nitty-gritty of how The X Factor happened for Britney, which is all well and good. But things get a little stranger in the second segment, when Simon talks about cleansing his house of “negative energy.” (Gee, negative energy in Simon Cowell’s house? Who’d have guessed?)
Things get really interesting when Jay asks about Simon's plans to be cryogenically frozen after his death, in order to be resurrected when science allows. Though Simon is able to poke some fun at the idea, he's clearly pretty serious about it (and willing to spend what sounds like quite a fortune to make it happen).
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Compared to these juicy details about Simon, Jay's topics for Britney are a lot safer ― probably because Team Britney is very careful about her talking points during interviews. All we learn is she hates wearing socks and loves chewing ice.
So if Brit's still around when Simon is unfrozen, maybe she can chomp him out of the ice block?
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