Moreso than average human beings, stars seem determined to ensure that their children will know no end of torment on the school playground. (Maybe they figure it builds character?)

Uma Thurman certainly had stiff competition from other bizarre baby names (like Jason Lee’s son Pilot Inspektor, Penn Jilette’s daughter Moxie CrimeFighter, and Shannyn Sossamon’s son Audio Science). But judging by girth alone, Uma may have just bested them all in terms of which tiny bundle of joy comes with the most absolutely insane name.

Inhale deeply, because you’ll need it to get all seven (!) of these names out in one breath...

Uma and her partner Arpad Busson haven’t revealed the name of their new daughter, welcomed to the world on July 15, until now. But maybe that’s because they were still figuring out how to pronounce it. Ready for this?

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The tyke’s name is Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson. (Or Luna, for short.)

Rolls right off the tongue, doesn’t it?

Uma’s rep explains: “Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father,” though they're keeping those "special reasons" private. We really shouldn't be surprised that a woman named Uma didn't opt for "Sue" or "Mary," but still. We can’t help but wonder how many birth certificates it took just to fit that on there.

Really, we're not too concerned for Rosalind Arushka Arkadina Atalune Florence's future, because really, who would gonna mess with the girl after seeing the Kill Bill trilogy? Lord knows we don't wanna get on Uma's bad side...

For now, mother and father can rest on their laurels, knowing they have outdone every other celebrity in the world, who we know are all secretly competing for who can torture their poor offspring the most. But it’s only a matter of time before some celebrity gives their baby nine, or ten, or eleven names, unseating Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson from her throne.

Do you think Uma’s is the craziest baby name you ever heard?

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