File this under “Things That Won’t Actually Happen.”

Miley Cyrus got down and dirty with Borgore in their dubstep “Decisions” video, which was all about how “bitches love cake.” In it, Miley makes out with someone in a horse mask (it's actually Liam Hemsworth). It’s a new, more outrageous direction for the former Disney tween, apparently leading some to believe that Miley might actually continue her rebellion all the way into porn.

Co-starring in the “Decisions” video was adult film star Jessie Andrews. Martin Ellison, media director for the straightforwardly-titled Sex.com, saw this as an opportunity to reach out to Miley and see if she might be into a little girl-on-girl action. He wrote a letter to Miley:

"After seeing a preview for the video 'Decisions,' we were floored at how sexy both her, and Porn star Jessie Andrews look together!"

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He wants to remake the cake-fight music video, only with more nudity and a girl-on-girl makeout session between Miley and Jessie, for which she could pain as much as $1 million. (Like she needs the money?) "How far Miley chooses she wants to go is entirely up to her."

We're guessing Miley has already gone as far as she plans in this particular direction, though she's lucky she was only asked to make out with another girl, not an actual horse. There are some freaky videos out there! Still, we can't help but wonder if Liam is intrigued by the idea...

Think Miley will accept the offer? Let us know in the comments!