We've only got a couple weeks left in 2012, and before we look ahead at what's in store in 2013, it's time to look back at the best and worst of this year. Maybe we'll find some stuff to make sure and repeat next year. Maybe we'll learn what we don't want to repeat. Maybe we'll just laugh at celebrities and call it a day.
Either way, we've spent the last year covering the best and worst in entertainment, and now it's time to give kudos where kudos are due and humble a few stars who probably deserve it. Here are Hollywire's Annual Hollywood Awards for 2012!
(Click on the link next to the award if you need a reminder of just what went right/wrong.)
Best Haircut: Miley Cyrus
Worst Haircut: Skrillex ― no, wait, that’s Avril Lavigne
Most Surprising Nudity: Anne Hathaway
Least Surprising Nudity: Madonna
Best Angry Rant: Tina Fey
Worst Angry Rant: Chris Brown
Best Dressed: Emma Stone
Worst Dressed: Nicki Minaj
Least Dressed: Rihanna
Most Inappropriately Dressed: Justin Bieber
Best Leg: Angelina Jolie
Best Face: Britney Spears
Best T&A: Sofia Vergara
Sexiest Furniture: Brad Pitt
Classiest Ex: Katie Holmes
Least Recognizeable: Jay-Z
Best Talk Show Guest: Amanda Seyfried
Best Baby: Blue Ivy Carter
Worst Baby: Chris Brown
Best Mugshot: Fiona Apple
Best Sex Idiot: Ryan Lochte
Worst Sex Idiot: Courtney Stodden
Luckiest Lady: Jessica Biel
Unluckiest Lady: Taylor Swift, apparently
Weirdest Tweet: Amanda Bynes tweets the President to help with her DUI
Worst Pet Owner: Kim Kardashian, owner of Mercy (for about 5 minutes)
Best Renaissance Man: James Franco, actor/director/author/artist/etc.
Worst Renaissance Woman: Paris Hilton, celebutante/"actress"/singer/DJ
Most Unlikely Philanthropist: Charlie Sheen
Most In Need Of A Firing: Donald Trump
Best Drunk Driver, fiction: Denzel Washington in Flight
Worst Drunk Driver, real life: Amanda Bynes & Lindsay Lohan (tie)
Best Movie Makeup: Joseph Gordon-Levitt becomes Bruce Willis in Looper
Most Conspicuous Lack of Movie Makeup: Lindsay Lohan pretending to be 50 in Liz & Dick
Most Ridiculous Lawsuit: Man sues Justin Bieber for a series of outrageous claims
Second Most Ridiculous Lawsuit: Aza sues Carly Rae Jepsen over "Hunky Santa"
Weirdest Rape Accusation: Kim Novak claims she was raped by Oscar-winning silent film The Artist
Best Music Video Reunion: Winona Ryder and Tim Burton
Worst Music Video Reunion: John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John
Best Use Of Dead Animal’s Body Part As Microphone: Nicole Westbrook
Most Believable Resurrection: Abraham Lincoln
Least Believable Resurrection: Elizabeth Taylor
Best Book Adaptation: The Hunger Games
Worst Book Adaptation: Alex Cross
Most Unnecessary Book Adaptation: What To Expect When You're Expecting
Best Movie Quote: "There's a storm coming, Mr. Wayne," from The Dark Knight Rises
Worst Movie Quote: "I had orgasms. He had wargasms," from Savages
Best Cameo: Johnny Depp in 21 Jump Street
Best WTF Ending: The Cabin In The Woods
Best New Show: Girls
Best Old Show: Breaking Bad
Filthiest Show: Two And A Half Men
Best Tragedy-Related Comment: Lindsay Lohan renames hurricane "Sassy"
Worst Tragedy-Related Comment: Dane Cook's Dark Knight Rises shooting joke
Best Actor We Didn't Know Could Really Act: Channing Tatum
Hottest Cast In A Movie Everyone Saw: The Hunger Games
Hottest Cast In A Movie No One Saw: Savages
Cast Most Worthy Of A $20 Tip: Magic Mike
Most Tragic Absence From The Big Screen: Ryan Gosling
Best Taste In Men: Blake Lively
Worst Taste In Men: Taylor Swift, apparently
Best Couple On-Screen: Bradley Cooper & Jennifer Lawrence, Silver Linings Playbook
Best Couple On- And Off-Screen: Andrew Garfield & Emma Stone
Worst Couple: These people
Worst Apology For Cheating: Kristen Stewart
Most Unexpected Punch, fiction: Hulk punches Thor in The Avengers
Most Unexpected Punch, real life: Liam Hemsworth
Most Likely To Succeed: Willow & Jaden Smith
Least Likely To Succeed: Honey Boo Boo
Best Album Cover: One Direction's British phone booth invasion on Take Me Home
Worst Album Cover: Kreayshawn attacked by one-eyed phalluses
Hottest Shower In A Music Video: Marina and the Diamonds, "How To Be A Heartbreaker"
Most Disturbing Use Of Bath Salts In A Music Video: Jessie and the Toy Boys, "On With My Bad Self"
Best SNL Skit, unintentional: Lana Del Rey
Best SNL Skit, intentional: Kristen Wiig as Lana Del Rey
Song You Must Never Make Your Ringtone: "Call Me Maybe"
Song You Must Never Under Any Circumstances Play Again: "Gangnam Style"
Best Animal Set Loose Inside a Swedish Furniture Store: IKEA Monkey
Worst Animal Set Loose Inside a Swedish Furniture Store: Chris Brown
For more of Hollywire's looks back at this eventful year, check out our other Best of 2012 posts!
Which award do you think was most appropriate?
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