The Academy Award nominees were announced yesterday, and while we’re sorry to say that Tommy Lee Jones, Robert DeNiro, and many of the other fine thespians represented don’t exactly do it for us at their ripe old ages, the nominated flicks do star a handful of gents who are as talented as they are easy on the eyes.

So enough about which films were the best and which were snubbed. Let’s talk about the Oscars on the most superficial level possible ― who’s the hottest! 'Cause let's face it ― even Oscar himself is shirtless, bronzed, and kinda buff.


Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Lincoln (Best Picture)

Hugh Jackman, Les Miserables (Best Actor)

Chris Pratt, Zero Dark Thirty (Best Picture)

Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook (Best Actor)

Casey Affleck, ParaNorman (Best Animated Feature)

Ben Affleck, Argo (Best Picture)

Chris Hemsworth, Snow White and the Huntsman (Best Costume Design)

Michael Fassbender, Prometheus (Best Visual Effects)

Leonardo DiCaprio, Django Unchained (Best Picture)

Gael Garcia Bernal, No (Best Foreign Language Film)

Eddie Redmayne, Les Miserables (Best Picture)

Daniel Craig, Skyfall (Best Song)

Suraj Sharma, Life of Pi (Best Picture)

Joaquin Phoenix, The Master (Best Actor)

Joel Edgerton, Zero Dark Thirty (Best Picture)

Which Oscar boy do you wish you could take home in gold statuette form?