They cry when they don’t get their way, they have no shame about their naked bodies, and they don’t yet know any better than to put their own needs before anyone else’s. But enough about the Kardashians. Let's talk about the baby! It’s pretty cool that Kanye West is about to be a dad, because when rappers become dads, we get unexpected new music out of it.

It’s been reported that Kanye West is planning to record rap versions of Dr. Seuss’ children’s classics Green Eggs And Ham and The Cat In The Hat, which has some seriously great potential.

“Kanye’s going to record child-friendly raps of Dr. Seuss, who he’s a big fan of, “ a source allegedly told The Sun. “Kanye’s really in touch with his feelings.”

So a Kanye West/Dr. Seuss collaboration sounds pretty enticing, right? But not so fast:

“He wants Kim to lay down some vocals while she’s carrying his child. He thinks it’ll be cool for his son or daughter to listen to the track when they’re older.”

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Couldn’t Kanye have followed Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat and recorded this “while mother is out”? We’ve heard Kim’s vocals, and they aren’t pretty. Can’t Kim contribute with a project of her own, that utilizes her own talents? Such as…

Uh, we'll have to get back to you on that.

For now, allow us to express our feelings about this collaboration in rhyme:


“We would not, could not with a Khloe

We would not, could not with a Kourteney

We would not, could not with a Kim

We only want it with just him.”


Are you looking forward to a Kanye/Kim/Dr. Seuss collaboration?

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