If you're one of the handful of Americans that hasn't had their fill of Ryan Lochte until 2016, consider this your lucky day!
The hunky five-time gold medalist just landed his own E! reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? The show debuts in April and will follow Ryan as he does all the things he excels at: swimming, trying to get laid and giving painfully awkward media interviews. Oh yeah, and building his "fashion line."
Literally no one has ever found themselves at a crossroads and asked, "What would Ryan Lochte do?", so we sure hope this show isn't asking us to take him seriously as a role model.
“Watching this show, I believe people will fall into three categories: they want to be him, sleep with him or mother him,” said E! president Suzanne Kolb. Apparently, she forgot the fourth category: "slap him." We also think there should be a fifth category for sheer indifference.
Either way, it seems like the network doesn't have much faith in this: they've only ordered six episodes of WWRLD, according to ABC News. And we can't really blame them. Giving a show almost entirely dependent on sound bites to someone who literally can't talk? How bad could it be?!
Will you watch Ryan's new show?
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