Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new contender for the most horrifying drag performance of all time.
Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler returned last night to American Idol as a sassy audition hopeful named "Pepper" -- and then it got more bizarre from there.
Complete with high heels, a Dina Lohan-esque blond wig and boobs that honked when squeezed, Steven put on a striptease that made Nicki Minaj duck for cover when bras started hitting the judges table.
Even Mariah Carey couldn't hide her disgust...
Unfortunately, Steven didn't make it to Hollywood because he refused to sing. And he wasn't too happy about it.
Thank God for basic cable censors...
What did you think of Steven's drag performance?
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