In case there was any question as to whether or not Vanessa Hudgens is all grown up after her years as a squeaky-clean Disney starlet, here’s the opening line from her new song “$$$ex”: “Fifty in his pocket, a condom in his wallet, he’s not gonna sleep tonight.”
So yeah. Any questions?
In other defiled Disney girl news, another Spring Breakers parody has surfaced featuring four actual Disney princesses engaging in some very un-G-rated behavior.
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Spring Breakers parodies are all the rage right now, and we suppose this one was inevitable, with Jasmine, Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White turning some kid-friendly lyrics dirty, doing drugs, and hooking up with a badass Genie. Prepare to have your childhood ruined forever.
Is it wrong that we kind of want a feature-length version of this movie?
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As for Vanessa, we’re not sure what “heart sex” is, but we’re pretty sure no one had it in High School Musical. Bad girl transformation: complete!
It is, naturally, a part of the Spring Breakers soundtrack, if you had any doubts.
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How many Disney jokes could you spot in that parody?