Amanda Bynes has declared that she’s suing virtually the entire world.
That is, anyone who claims she’s engaging in “erratic behavior”… yes, like we said ― the entire world.
The former Nickelodeon star is once again using social media (rather than, say, a publicist) to do damage control for her public image, which has seen better days. (And, to be fair, worse ones.) In fact, the only person who seems to be on Amanda’s side these days is… uh, Kim Kardashian?
Yup. Kim and Amanda have engaged in a public love-fest amidst all the controversy, so basically, this couldn’t get any more random. Could it?
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On a takeover of Chelsea Lately this week, one buzz-worthy tabloid conversation begat another when Kim and Khloe began discussing Amanda’s recent behavior. “Am I the only one that is obsessed with her new makeover?” Kim asked. (Answer: if you mean “obsessed” in a good way, then yes, Kim... it's just you.) “I think she looks amazing. With the blonde hair and those nails?”
Khloe added: “She does wear fishnets to the gym, I don’t think that’s abnormal. I love it.”
Amanda returned the love with a tweet: “I love the beautiful Kardashian sisters!” But in her endless request to micro-manage every single picture any media outlet uses of her (good luck with that), she also complained: “I wish E picked better photographs of me! I feel pregnant when I’m fat! I’m working out constantly!”
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Fair enough, we suppose. But Amanda's obsession with her image in the press seems to have spiraled out of control with today's tweet that threatens a mass lawsuit:
"I'm suing every blog, every magazine, every news source that's saying I'm doing anything wrong 'erratic behavior' is not me! I'm suing In Touch, Us Weekly, Perez Hilton for hiring paparazzi who follow me then take the worst photos with the worst angles. I'd like to put up their worst photos on my twitter until they only start putting up my twitter photos when writing a story when there is NO story, just an awful photo posted with instead of a caption, they say I have erratic behavior when I do NOTHING wrong. There's NOTHING with my life, other than you putting up awful candid photo after photo. I'm working out, it's hard getting in shape with an eating disorder. Please follow me on twitter then look forward to be sued if you if say I have erratic behavior or am living my life wrong in anyway."
So Amanda doesn't like the word "erratic." What word would you prefer, Amanda? "Nutty"? "Bizarre"? Or just good old-fashioned "crazy"?
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Amanda's most recent photo op shows her with what appears to be marijuana in hand. (That would explain some of her recent choices, including the odd pictures she's requested the media to use from her Twitter.)
So perhaps her new BFFship with Kimmy K is a blessing? After all, Kim has been under her fair share of scrutiny lately. We think these ladies could learn a lesson or two from each other.
Kim can teach Amanda to shrug off what the press says about her, since Kim has been bashed for years and doesn't seem to let it phase her much. Amanda could teach Kim how to dress frumpy, since if there's one time a lady is allowed to look like a slouch, it's during pregnancy. Both ladies could learn to lay off the selfies, and maybe cut back on their social media over-shares altogether. (But let's be realistic.)
Either way, these ladies should do lunch. We know they'd have a ton to chat about. And frankly, we want to see those pictures.
Is Amanda in the right, calling out the media for mocking her?
Or is her behavior actually "erratic"?
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