Happy birthday, Robert Pattinson!

Wait ― scratch that. Broody birthday, Robert Pattinson. Yes... that seems more appropriate.

While his vampire counterpart Edward Cullen may be 107, today R. Pattz turns the fresh young age of 27. How does such a young guy manage to contain centuries-worth of old-soul broodiness on that pretty face? Well, it’s a mystery ― but hanging around scowly Kristen Stewart can’t hurt. Seriously, if we ever caught a glimpse of these two enjoying themselves, we’d have to go lie down.

So in honor of Rob’s 27th, we’re bringing you his 27 best broods ever. (Yes, there was a lot to choose from.)

 

1. The Dapper Brood

 

2. The Bird's Nest Brood

 

3. The Bedhead Brood

 

4. The Something About Mary Brood

 

5. The 15-Cowlick Brood

 

6. The "I Hate The Airport" Brood

 

7. The "I Might Smile... Someday" Brood

 

8. The Smug Brood

 

9. The Aspiring Superstar Brood

 

10. The Wistful Brood

 

11. The Not-Even-Worth-Holding-My-Head-Up-For Brood

 

12. The Never-Nominated Brood

 

13. The Above-It-All Brood

 

14. The "Letting Myself Go" Brood

 

15. The Blue Brood

 

16. The Green Brood

 

17. The Bald Brood

 

18. The Beanie Brood

 

19. The Basic Brood

 

20. The "Thinking About Rupert Sanders" Brood

 

21. The "Sunlight? Ugh" Brood

 

22. The Sour Patch Kids Brood

 

23. The "Awards Mean Nothing To Me" Brood

 

24. This Brood

 

25. The Harry Potter Brood

 

26. The Beginning of Twilight Brood

 

27. The End of Twilight Brood

 

Which R. Pattz brood is your fave?