Rumors are flying around town that Victoria’s Secret Super Model Adriana Lima (the angry looking one) has filmed a sex tape.

Several websites have already posted this hardcore sex tape (http://www.adrianalimasextape.net) online. Lima publicly claims to be a virgin and saving herself for marriage in this interview with GQ magazine.

Q. Birth control, premarital sex…

A.  Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage.

Q.  Say what?

A.  Sex is for after marriage.

Q.  Are you saying you’re not going to have sex before marriage?

A.  Exactly.

Q.  You mean you’ve never had sex?

A.  That’s what I have to say.

Q.  You sure about this?

A.  Yes.

Lima is a devoted Catholic and once planned to become a nun. Hard to believe one of the world’s sexiest underwear models is a virgin. Not to mention she is dating a real live Prince! Prince Wence of Lichtenstein. I have to admit, the moment I heard rumors of a sex tape, I had to see it for myself because let’s face it, she’s super smoking hot and there’s something about celebrity sex on film that’s truly irresistible. However, it’s my humble opinion that it is not Adriana Lima in this video. The girl in the video smiles in the last minute of the film during “the money shot” and you can clearly see a gap in her front teeth. Ms. Lima’s smile is sans gap as you can see in this picture below.

(Yes, I’m getting scientific about this and trust me, I’m more disappointed about this than you are). Until this Super Model gets married and accidentally leaves her sex tape lying around for some geek to upload on the internet, we’re just going to have to settle for this Victoria’s Secret Angel slightly clothed. Sweet dreams friends.