The US is going to be slightly less attractive soon as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are moving to France for the birth of their second biological child.

England’s UK Sun has revealed that Angelina is not pregnant with twins as previously rumoured.She is pregnant with another girl and is apparently thrilled. The official story is that they are having the baby in France to honor Anglina’s late French-Canadian mother Marcheline Bertrand. It lame that they’re letting French weenies get first crack at their genetically superior offspring… but whatever.

Yeah… Shiloh is perfect. Blond hair, blue eyes. Hitler would be proud. TomKat will not be outdone by Brangelina’s baby machine. They too are rumored to be expecting. Deja Vu much? Didn’t this already happen two years ago with Suri and Shiloh. The only difference this time around is that no one really cares about TomKat’s baby (not genetically superior as Brangelina’s baby). Sorry, we’ve all seen Suri… not impressed.

Honestly Katie, why would you want another baby after already given birth in COMPLETE SILENCE the first time? Are you insane? Oh wait, you’re a Scientologist so… yes.