The Top 5 Quotes of the Week
Posted on February 27, 2009 - 11:39am by Contributing Co...
The Oscars have come and gone, and another week has flown by. Of course, I'm doing my duty to keep you amused by sharing the top five celeb quotes from this week.
So without any further ado...the winners are...
5. "Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great. But we tried four judges before and it doesn't work. It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace."
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Paula Abdul, in an
OK! magazine interview.
But then she talked with
Entertainment Tonight and used the 'out of context' excuse:
"It is unfortunate that a quote of mine was taken completely out of context today. I was actually referring specifically to the use of 'guest judges' in seasons past, not Kara DioGuardi
or this season. I am thrilled to have her by my side each week on 'American Idol.'"
Um... I don't know about you but that
OK! mag quote seemed pretty straight forward. Knowing Paula she probably didn't remember saying it. That or 'American Idol' is in deathly need of a ratings boost.
4. "I'm so negative against her. She just shouldn't have any of those children as far as I'm concerned. I know that's going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don't know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don't think she's doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. t's like, 'hello come down to planet earth with the rest of us.'"
-
Cher, in an interview with
Entertainment Tonight.
I love how Cher is calling the Octo-Mom lady an alien. Coming from Cher (who has been known to be a bit
out there) that has to mean a lot.
3. "My mom licked me- that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn't listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she'd lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom's a six-foot-tall amazon and she'd say, 'You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,' and she'd lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It's not spanking, but it definitely works."
-
Rosario Dawson tells
The New York Times.
Part of me wishes I didn't know that. The other part of me STILL wishes I didn't know that. So unsanitary.
2. “Anywhere we’d go for
Twilight was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it’s thoughtless, as well… You get a slew of all these bullshit questions like, ‘What’s it like to kiss a vampire?’ and ‘How much do you love Robert?’ Then you’ll get one that’s actually real, but you’re like, ‘No, I can’t right now, I can’t even consider [it].”
-
Kristen Stewart, in
her interview with
Nylon magazine.
She better stop biting the hand that feeds her! No vampire pun intended, but really-
Twilight fans are going to turn against her if she doesn't knock it off! Where else does she think her sudden fame is coming from- clearly not her role from
Into the Wild...
Ya, I bet you didn't even know she was in that. My point exactly.
1. "I suppose (former bass player) Duff (McKagan) could play guitar on something somewhere but there's zero possibility of me having anything to do with Slash. In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided- and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better."
-
Axl Rose, spewing fightin' words in an
new interview.
Wow, I guess I should stop hoping for a Guns N Roses reunion, huh?!
I have to say, without celebrities and their loud mouths, life would be a little less funny. Thanks for keeping us all entertained! Come back to Hollywire next week to see who says what nonsense next!
5. "Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great. But we tried four judges before and it doesn't work. It takes up so much time for each of us to give our opinion that it slows down the pace."
- Paula Abdul, in an OK! magazine interview.
But then she talked with Entertainment Tonight and used the 'out of context' excuse:
"It is unfortunate that a quote of mine was taken completely out of context today. I was actually referring specifically to the use of 'guest judges' in seasons past, not Kara DioGuardi or this season. I am thrilled to have her by my side each week on 'American Idol.'"
Um... I don't know about you but that OK! mag quote seemed pretty straight forward. Knowing Paula she probably didn't remember saying it. That or 'American Idol' is in deathly need of a ratings boost.
4. "I'm so negative against her. She just shouldn't have any of those children as far as I'm concerned. I know that's going to get me in a whole mess of trouble, but I don't know where her mind is. She says the strangest things. I don't think she's doing drugs, but she acts like someone who is not of this world. t's like, 'hello come down to planet earth with the rest of us.'"
- Cher, in an interview with Entertainment Tonight.
I love how Cher is calling the Octo-Mom lady an alien. Coming from Cher (who has been known to be a bit out there) that has to mean a lot.
3. "My mom licked me- that was her punishment. If I was a little uppity or if I didn't listen or if she wanted to get my attention, she'd lick the side of my face or under my armpit. My mom's a six-foot-tall amazon and she'd say, 'You came out of my vagina and I own every part of you,' and she'd lick me like I was her wee pup and she was a lioness. It was humiliating and really intense. Very primal. It's not spanking, but it definitely works."
- Rosario Dawson tells The New York Times.
Part of me wishes I didn't know that. The other part of me STILL wishes I didn't know that. So unsanitary.
2. “Anywhere we’d go for Twilight was a psychotic situation. The sound was deafening, and it’s thoughtless, as well… You get a slew of all these bullshit questions like, ‘What’s it like to kiss a vampire?’ and ‘How much do you love Robert?’ Then you’ll get one that’s actually real, but you’re like, ‘No, I can’t right now, I can’t even consider [it].”
- Kristen Stewart, in her interview with Nylon magazine.
She better stop biting the hand that feeds her! No vampire pun intended, but really- Twilight fans are going to turn against her if she doesn't knock it off! Where else does she think her sudden fame is coming from- clearly not her role from Into the Wild...
Ya, I bet you didn't even know she was in that. My point exactly.
1. "I suppose (former bass player) Duff (McKagan) could play guitar on something somewhere but there's zero possibility of me having anything to do with Slash. In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided- and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better."
- Axl Rose, spewing fightin' words in an new interview.
Wow, I guess I should stop hoping for a Guns N Roses reunion, huh?!
I have to say, without celebrities and their loud mouths, life would be a little less funny. Thanks for keeping us all entertained! Come back to Hollywire next week to see who says what nonsense next! 
