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Top 10 Celebrity Bobble Heads

Here it is folks, my list of the 'Hottest Celebrity Bobble Heads.' What is a 'bobble head,' you ask? Well, it is a person that is so damn skinny that their head looks freakishly large in comparison to the rest of their body; thus, resembling the toy with the same moniker, often seen on old car dashboards.

Example:



See, Bobble Head.

Bobble Head #10. - Kiera Knightley



Mind you these images are unaltered. She is really that thin! I remember when the movie poster for King Arthur was released in the U.K. was enhanced to make her boobs bigger . Too skinny for those Brit's standards!

Bobble Head #9. - Renee Zellweger


Still a Bobble Head after all these years. Probably the puffiest Bobble Head there is, no sunken cheeks here!

Bobble Head #8. - Kate Bosworth


Maybe the most proportionate one, but a Bobble Head none the less! She is pretty, but still needs some meat on her bones to balance out her head.

Bobble Head #7. - Amy Winehouse


You cant make her go to rehab, no, no, no! She is deathly thin and likes it! The beehive really doesn't help, but this newbie to the Bobble Head clan is close to climbing her way to the top!

Bobble Head #6 - Victroia Beckham


She makes being a Bobble Head look fierce! Work it girl! She is probably the best looking one on the list but still needs to eat a sandwich, somebody get this girl a hoagie!

Bobble Head #5 - Carson Daily


Men are not impervious to this trend! I remember back in the day when he had some meat on his bones and didn't look half bad. Now it is Bobble Head city, welcome to the dark side Carson.

Bobble Head # 4 - Olsen Twins


O.K. so there are two of them and I am cheating a little here and counting them as one, sue me! They both look the same, so it is almost like one person. I mean when Mary Kate was going through that whole 'I don't like to eat' thing, I honestly didn't see much of a difference between the two, they both looked so emaciated that I thought they both should go to rehab!

Bobble Head #3 - Teri Hatcher


Oldie, but a goodie, you know this woman doesn't eat! She is almost the worst offender on the list, but the next two put her to shame! If she stood next to either one, it would probably turn her off food forever.

Bobble Head #2 - Rachel Zoe


A sort of celebrity, she is actually a stylist to the stars, but is getting her own reality show, so I guess that makes her one of Hollywood's best worst. She attends almost every red carpet event and has practically perfected the Bobble Head look, but there is one left that takes the cake, rice cake that is!

Bobble Head #1. - Angelina Jolie!!!


The queen! The end all, be all of Bobble Heads everywhere. You don't look this good by eating people! Take it from her, starving yourself for the admiration of people you don't know is so worth the loss of normal menstrual cycles, lower levels of estrogen and weakened bones, and loss of brain tissue and muscle, including the heart muscle. Hear that kids?! Bet you cant wait to put the cheese burger down and get a jump start on your not eating regime!

Now, excuse me while I go mack on some grub, all these pictures have made me hungry!
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  • Sheila  said:
    3 years ago (August 19, 2008 - 9:52pm) 0 Votes

    Wow, I never would have noticed but they do look like bobble-heads.

  • Chelsea & Rob  said:
    3 years ago (August 19, 2008 - 10:26pm) 0 Votes

    You are hilarious - We want to collect them all :-) No seriously, please start making bobble-head dolls :-)

  • word  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 5:54am) 0 Votes

    i think they all look ill being so skinny. eat people!!! yucko.

  • Mica  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 6:09am) 0 Votes

    K - Love the story. Funny and true...and scary!

  • Bobble Heads « Queer Giraffes  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 6:20am) 0 Votes

    [...] writing |   My friend, Kristin, wrote a very funny (and scarily true) online story about Hollywood bobble heads. Check it out; she’s a great writer—and is expecting baby number two (a girl!!!) within the [...]

  • Christina  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 8:27am) 0 Votes

    Good eye on the booble heads search! I think you hit it on the nail with the booble heads of Hollywood! It made me laugh looking at each pic & comments!..
    This shows that the bone look is not inn!!

  • Sherry  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 9:13am) 0 Votes

    Bobbyhead is very funny. But sad at the same time. They do look like bobbieheads. I remeber them as I kid. I'm Kristin's mom. This article is great and Kristin is a talented writer.

  • ABW  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 9:34am) 0 Votes

    Incredible! I loved the anticipation created on the way to Bobble Head #1! There are new bobble heads popping up daily.. I expect another article very soon by talented Mrs Kristin :)

  • ginta  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 11:16am) 0 Votes

    aahhh hahahahahahahahahaha carson daily. he so is, that's freaking funny.

  • Cinda  said:
    3 years ago (August 20, 2008 - 3:17pm) 0 Votes

    What about Star Jones!

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