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Funny(?)man Andy Dick was arrested early this morning on suspicion of sexual battery and drug possession.  Police responded to a call concerning a man who was urinating outside of Buffalo Wild Wings and making a disturbance.

According to witnesses, the classy Dick was reported as having approached two females after leaving the bar.  He is said to have grabbed the tank top of one of the girls, pulling it down to expose her breasts.  The victim is a 17-year-old female–and from what I can remember, 17-year-olds are not considering adults in California; so smooth move for supposedly harassing a kid!  

Some of his friends probably realized, “Oh crap, this might turn out badly,” and so they escorted him to leave in their truck, but the vehicle was then stopped by police officers.  But to make matters worse for Dick, a search found marijauna and Xanax in his pants pockets. Oh, Andy, buddy–the last thing you need to be doing right now is drugs. Of course, it is also reported that Dick was extremely intoxicated by the time of his a arrest.

But if any of you feel bad for Dick, his bail is set for only $5,000–not too bad for marking his territory and permanently scarring a 17-year-old victim.