Okay, so her pitch is horribly embarrassing–I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone, except for maybe a two-year old, throw a ball this badly.

But, really, what we need to be talking about here are her clothes. What the hell is she wearing!?!

Dude, she looks like a pre-teen trying to take hand-me-down, mismatched clothing and assemble it into a stylish outfit. Ummm, sorry, but that outfit failed to deliver on so many counts (unless you consider “Repulsion” a fashion category). And did you see the shoes in the video!? Holy hell! I’m embarrassed for America.

For more on Mariah in Japan click here or here

Madonna kissed…another woman! Gasp! [TheBlemish]

Miley Cyrus Naked Pic Scandal Doesn’t Help Ratings [NinjaDude]

Ashlee Simpson & Peter Wentz to be married next week [AnythingHollywood]

Mariah Carey Paid for Her Engagement Ring [NewsToob]

Lindsey Lohan in her Little Boy Shorts [TheGrumpiest]

Elisha CuthBUTT on the beach! [DanasDirt]

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Won’t Be Hearing Wedding Bells [BestCelebGossip]

Rosie in bloom [CelebsGoneGood]

Amy Winehouse Arrested For Drug Possession [DailyStab]

The Girls Of ‘The Hills’ Do Rolling Stone [HollywoodBackwash]

Ryan Seacrest calls 9-1-1 over stalker [DanasDirt]

Jason Wahler: Lauren Conrad’s tape Doesn’t exist! [AnythingHollywood]

Pink Runs like a Girl… Looks Like a Boy [TheGrumpiest]

Shannon Elizabeth Sizzles in Red! [NewsToob]

Miranda Kerr’s Sydney Cleavage [NinjaDude]

Jordin Sparks PSA Premieres! [CelebsGoneGood]

Brody Jenner’s Latest Fling Fling.. [BestCelebGossip]

Snaps: It’s a Girl! [Webstersismybitch]

Hollywire gets word from a reliable source that last night Diddy was seen kissing Cassie at a recording studio in Hollywood. Meaning Diddy might be having sexual relations with a 19 year old singer….No wonder Cassie stresses she is not dating and not looking to date anyone.

According to The New York Daily News they are letting some gossip out of the box. Apparently Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace account was revealed and compromised. Someone with exclusive access exposed the contents to the press.

Apparently one of [the 75 friends with access] gave the magazine access to “heated” exchanges between Lohan and her openly gay deejay pal, Samantha Ronson. Details of the affectionate correspondence appear under the headline, “Lindsay’s Lesbian Love Letters!”

Lohan allegedly tells Ronson: “Babe, if I don’t have you in my life then I should just go die. … I want to marry you and have children with you.”

Apparently Lindsay isn’t fussy about who changes her name.

“Go to bed babe,” she wrote to her pal late one night.

“I love you. - [signed] Lindsay Ronson.”

Eva Longoria Still Loves Her Magnum [NewsToob]

Spencer Pratt states “100% fact that Lauren Conrad’s sex tape existed” [AnythingHollywood]

Carrie Fisher Admits To Having An Affair With Harrison Ford [HollywoodBackwash]

Alessandra Ambrosio Naked and Topless in ARENA [NinjaDude]

Amy Smart introduces theNewest, Latest, Hippest Fashion Trend: Tape [webstersismybitch]

The Polls are in: Teens support Miley! [CelebsGoneGood]

Amy Winehouse’s bitten neck ??!! [DanasDirt]

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden *gag* [BestCelebGossip]

Ticketmaster says Amy Winehouse is coming to America [Hollywood Backwash]

Rihanna In a Blue Bikini Is In Style [Newstoob]

Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon engaged !?! [Anything Hollywood]

A Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape, WHAT?? [Danasdirt]

The Hogan’s Know Incest [NinjaDude]

Megan Fox is too sexy! [Celebridiot]

Scarlett Johansson’s “Falling Down” Video Will Have You Falling Asleep [CelebNewsWire]

Rachel Hunter’s Fancy Dog House [Popbytes]

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are rumored to be dating after the two were seen eating together in Miami, Florida on Friday, April 25th. Aniston is filming Marley and Me in Florida, which co-stars Owen Wilson.

‘Mayerston’ were said to have enjoyed lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink for about an hour and a half. According to the restaurant’s general manager, the pair looked very close and even shared their food. Apparently, Jennifer ate some of John’s ham sandwich and they split a chocolate dessert. However, the manager never mentioned any lip-to-lip contact and cannot confirm the nature of the relationship, stating, “I can’t speculate on what kind of meeting it was, but they looked happy and seemed to have a great time.”

Hmm… I’m a little wary of this manager’s credibility. I mean, Jennifer Aniston eating a ham sandwich and dessert? I don’t know… Sir, can you confirm whether Ms. Aniston excused herself to go the ladies room soon after the meal?

Also, I have my suspicions of Mayer’s sexual preferences, especially after the makeout rumors about him and Perez Hilton (um, gross). Maybe Jennifer’s just a ‘friend.’ (Hah! Get it? Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

Anyway, who’s this dude your shopping with, John?

Sorry, the new tats aren’t going to throw us off.

However, the pair were also seen having dinner together at Casa Tua in South Beach. Patrons said Mayer had his arm around Aniston, and later they two were seen holding hands as they walked to her hotel.

Well, if the rumors are true, at least he’s up-ing his standards from his last relationship with Jessica Simpson.

The answer to that question?Nick Cannon.Yes, the actor rapper deejay Nick Cannon has been dating Mariah for a couple of weeks now. Carey’s rep has denied to People that her and Cannon are dating, but the duo looked cozy at a party last week in Las Vegas.The pair took a private jet to Vegas and headed straight to the club Privé at Planet Hollywood, where Cannon was scheduled to deejay for Da Brat’s birthday party. Talk about a sugar mama! Private jet?!”We have a very special person in the house tonight,” Cannon called out on the microphone. “Happy birthday, Brat.” He also seemed to give Carey a shout-out of her own. She stood up on the back of the booth and raised her wine glass when Cannon put on Jay-Z’s “Public Service Announcement” and sang along with the lyrics, “I got the hottest chick in the game.” Well, he has that right, Mariah has been/is one of the hottest women in the music industry.They met while working on a video for her new album, E= MC2. Sources say that Nick was supposed to only make a cameo, but Mariah quickly promoted him to video director. It looks like their 11 year age difference isn’t standing in the way of their getting to know each other rather well from then on out. I say more power to her for dating a younger man!

Following hot on the heels of “Transformers” Hollywood is aiming to keep the ’80s nostalgia alive with the live-action “G.I. Joe” flick based on the most beloved toy of the decade.When I first heard about these characters and the movie I had to dig and do some research and get some questions answered on how these characters were going to play out. We now have some clarification on each of the characters. General Hawk (Dennis Quaid) is the “keenly intelligent and perceptive” team leader of the G.I. Joe squad. Duke Hauser (Channing Tatum) works closely on missions with Ripcord (Marlon Wayans), and Snake Eyes (Ray Park), Storm Shadow (Byung-hun Lee), Heavy Duty (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje), Scarlett (Rachel Nichols), and The Baroness (Sienna Miller) are all also part of the squad, each with particular specialties.
I just hope this movie continues to inspire fans to scream both “Yo, Joe!” and “No, Joe!”