Star magazine is reporting that Nicole Richie is furious with Joel Madden because he was caught flirting with Lindsay Lohan.

When this picture was taken, Nicole was at home with baby Harlow, frantically trying to get a hold of her man on his cell. However, Joel wasn’t answering his phone and now we see why, because he was too busy making eyes with sleazy Lindsay.  Star reports:

“The Good Charlotte rocker seemed more interested in a seductive Lindsay than in spinning records.”

“Their heads were practically touching, and he had his leg over hers,” says one onlooker. “Joel has a flirtatious side, and he definitely wasn’t turning her away.”
Making the situation worse, Nicole frantically tried to call Joel, but he wasn’t answering his phone.”

“He was so zeroed in on Lindsay, he never heard his cell ring,” a friend of the couple tells Star. “Nicole felt so incredibly helpless and upset that she threw her phone against the wall in a rage.”

After seeing the incriminating photograph splashed all across the web, Richie sent out a harsh warning to LiLo telling her to “keep her hands off” her man.

The happy family of Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and their baby Harlow Winter Kate are all in the June issue of Harper’s Bazaar. The photo shoot took place at their home in Glendale, California. Nicole’s dad, Lionel Richie, was also on hand and ended up in a few of the photos.

Little Harlow really hasn’t been in the public eye since her birth four months ago; which is good, I think it should be that way!

And it’s nice to find out that the proud parents didn’t do this photoshoot for money- they didn’t even get paid to show off their little girl!

All the pictures turned out so good too. They really are an adorable family!

Yes. It’s true folks. Paris Hilton is f-ing Benji Madden. I avoid the word “date” because that’s not really what Paris Hilton does and we all know it. Rumors are flying around town that the other Madden twin and Hilton are dating. Well I’m telling you, it’s true.

Last night Paris and Benji were spotted at Sutra Lounge in Orange County right before 2AM. Paris grabbed the mic and said hi to the crowd and Benji was right by her side. Hey Paris, I know you have like 20 dogs or something and use them accessories, but I hope you know despite his name…(I know how you get confused really easy) but Benji isn’t a pet. Act accordingly.

This whole “relationship” is being fueled by Paris’ refusal to be outdone by her on again, off again BFF Nicole Ritchie. As you know, Ritchie’s baby daddy is Joel Madden (Benji’s brother and “that other guy” in Good Charlotte). Nicole just had the baby and of course Paris can’t have anyone stealing the spotlight so why not stir up the pot and be seen around town with Joel’s twin. Yeeeeeesh. D-R-A-M-A. We’ll see how long this lasts. If there’s a cat fight, my money is on Nicole. She’s got crazy hormones flowing after just having her baby. Watch out Paris!!!

P.S. Both Madden brother and Good Charlotte are total douchebag posers (see picture above). Yeah…

We have all seen the cover of People magazine with Nicole Richie holding her beautiful new baby, Harlow Madden. In the issue Nicole and Joel Madden, discusses what it was like seeing Harlow for the first time, how Nicole and Joel chose their baby’s name, how life has changed since having a baby, what parenthood is like, and how Nicole has developed maternal instincts.

How Nicole felt when she first laid eyes on her baby:

“I cried right away,” Richie says of seeing Harlow for the first time. “I was holding her, and it was something that was so much bigger than me. Now she looks a little more like Joel, but when she was born, it looked like Joel had nothing to do with it.”

How Nicole and Joel chose the name Harlow:

“I wanted a hippie name and he wanted a more Biblical name,” Richie says – the uniqueness of Harlow stuck. “Harlow’s a cool name because it feels like a classic name,” Madden says, citing the actress Jean Harlow and model Shalom Harlow as two major inspirations.

How life has changed since having a baby:
“I don’t even remember what life was like before her,” new mom Nicole Richie, 26, says of daughter Harlow Winter Kate, born January 11. “She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

“She’s never out of my mind,” says Richie. “I stop doing things for me anymore. Everything is for her.”"I was watching her in her crib,” says Richie. “And she happened to wake up and I was like, ‘Good morning!” And she smiled and it was the cutest thing ever.”

What parenthood is like:

It’s “the best thing that’s ever happened to us,” Joel Madden tells PEOPLE that Harlow has changed his and Nicole Richie’s life: “We have a very mellow life compared to two years ago, but we wouldn’t have it any other way.”

How Nicole has developed maternal instincts:

Attuned to her daughter’s needs, Richie says she knows how to pacify her when she’s in need. “I’m with her all the time … I know when somethings wrong,” she explains. And to soothe Harlow, Richie and Joel Madden, 28, play her lullaby versions of Radiohead and Nirvana songs.

Here are some more adorable pictures of the new family from the photoshoot:

Nicole Richie is on the new issue of People magazine with her new baby girl, Harlow Winter. I think that Harlow is so beautiful. Good work Nicole and Joel!

Here are some hightlights of the interview that People had with new mother, Nicole Richie, which hits newsstands on Friday:

On how the last six weeks have changed her, “It’s almost like I don’t even remember what life was like before her. She gives life a whole new meaning and a whole new purpose.”

As for breastfeeding, “There’s just so much I can’t eat because she’s sensitive,” says the new mom, 26. “I eat really bland [food] ? chicken noodle soup, vegetables, fish. I had to cut out milk, no tomatoes, no lettuce. You think you have to cut everything out when you’re pregnant, but you really have to cut everything out when you’re breastfeeding.”

And while Richie says, “I don’t know” how long she was in labor, “because I don’t know what time I actually went into labor, but I pushed for 10 minutes,” Joel Madden, 28, said of his daughter: “She came out and she was crying. The doctor goes, ‘Well, it looks like you got a little girl!’ ”

It’s the battle of the new mommy first baby pictures. And Nicole Richie seemed to have won. Christina Aguilera couldn’t sell her first pixs of Max for a pretty penny to OK! magazine, but Nicole Richie sold her pixs of Harlow to either People or US magazine for a wopping $1 million.

If you think that’s a lot of money, here is the list of the top selling celeb first baby pixs from Forbes.com:

4) Sean Preston Federline: $500,000 (People)

3) Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt: $2 million (People)

2) Larry Birkhead with Dannielynn: $2 million (OK! Magazine)

1) Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: $4.1 million (People)

Yes folks, another generation of spoiled, strung out, psychotic celebrity parents have joined the world. Joel Madden and Nicole Ritchie’s daughter Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on Friday, January 11th. The official statement from the proud parents:

“We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives. I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sent our way. We apologize that we weren’t accepting gifts/cards/calls at the hospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the Richie-Madden Foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor.”

And just in case you were wondering what the vague “Richie-Madden Foundation” is… what could be clearer the their mission statement!?!

“The Richie- Madden Children’s Foundation is dedicated to bringing meaningful opportunities to all children in all corners of the globe, while also striving to bring light and laughter into their lives through unique entertainment and special events.”

Any bets on how long the “Richie- Madden Children’s Foundation” is going to be around after Joel and Nicole break up in 3 months? I give it a week…at best! And seriously does “not eating” and “chain smoking” count as unique entertainment to underprivileged kids from Uzbekistan? No. Thanks Richie-Madden. I think I can manage screwing up my own kids. You can focus on permanently scarring Harlow Winter. By the way, if only the stupid keep spawning like this, we’re all screwed.

Glamour reports that Good Charlotte singers, Joel Madden and his brother Benji are introducing a baby line of hoodies, babygros and T-shirts to their clothing line DCMA Collective.

“I was inspired to make baby clothes because I’m excited to share something I love with my kid. I think it would be really awesome for me and the baby to dress alike,” Joel said.

A percentage of sales will go to the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation, which Joel and Nicole launched just last week.

Pregnant Nicole Richie has been granted a leave of absence from her alcohol-education classes so she can safely prepare to give birth to her baby.

Santa Barbara’s SB 38 Multiple Offender Drinking Driver Program, reportedly offers the option to request a leave of absence to all enrolees with a proven medical condition.

She has so far only completed three months out of her required eighteen months. Richie claims that she will promptly return to her classes shortly after giving birth to her and Joel Madden’s baby early in the new year.