Lynne Spears, with her big ass head, thinks that it will be a good idea to make a movie off of her tell-all book Through the Storm. Bright idea, lets humiliate your daughters some more. In case no one read the book and missed out on the juicy gossip, the real story of Britney, they can see it on the big screen. Who could ask for a better mother?

Lynne Spears believes Through The Storm — which details Britney’s troubles with drink, drugs and teenage sex — would be a box office smash.

Scary Movie star Anna Faris has apparently been lined up to play Britney and Lynne has Julia Roberts in mind to play the part of her.

First off Lynne, is no Julia Roberts. Julia would never say yes to a role like that. Lynne is totally delusional. I think she is the next Spears who needs mental help a.s.a.p.

The National Enquirer has gotten a hold of Lynne Spears’ book, Through the Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World, before its September 16th release date and published a few of Lynne’s parenting tips.

Brit Brit started hitting the bottle at the age of 13. This was right after she joined The Mickey Mouse Club.  Lynne said she really didn’t care as long as she was around while Brit drank. Don’t blame Lynne! I bet you Donald Duck gave Brit her first Jack & Coke. He’s a drunken mess!

When Brit was 14, she started dating some 18-year-old high school football player. Lynne encouraged it because she thought it would make Britney more popular. She even let her stay over the dude’s house. Well, that dude ended up taking little Britney’s virginity when she was just 14.

Brit went to Los Angeles to record her first album when she was 15. That’s when she started doing drugs. Lynne thought she was going through typical teenage issues. A year later, Britney was caught with coke and weed while trying to board a private jet. She was 16… not so typical.

That same year, Brit started sleeping with Justin Timberlake. Lynne let them to sleep together in Britney’s room. She said she knew they were doing it, but allowed it because Britney was “in love” and thought that JT was good for her.

Lynne claims she is now sorry for the way Britney was exploited, but she doesn’t claim to have had any part in it. She blames it solely on Britney’s management, who Lynne says controlled her life and sexualized her.

It makes me mad that Lynne is trying to wipe her hands clean from Britney’s reckless behavior and poor life choices. Who is really that naive to not see that your own daughter’s behavior wasn’t normal, healthy nor safe?  The fault definitely does not fall completely on Hollywood.

I believe that Lynne’s poor mothering skills will bite her in the ass some day. We have already seen what being a daughter of Lynne’s is like: you become crazy and have a mental break down, or you become a teen mother and probably not completely right in the head, too. And while she is turning her cheek to your bad behavior, she will, in due time, throw you under the bus by revealing to the world all your mistakes and why you are as messed up as you are, and try to claim innocence.

She makes me sick. This book is all for the money and attention. She should be ashamed of herself.

Lynne Spears’ memoir ‘Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World’  has finally been set to release in September.

The memoir which reveals what life is like raising two famous daughters, Britney and Jamie Lynn was first set to release in October. But than news spread that her 15 year old daughter, Jamie Lynn, was expecting and the book was put on hold.

“Lynne never stopped working on it because she wants to express her love for her children and tell their stories through a mother’s eyes, said Nashville-based publisher Thomas Nelson, who largely deals with inspirational books and Bibles.

Nelson also said that Spears’ manuscript “will not be a parenting book.” “It’s her story of what it was like being a mom and raising two very famous people. It’s a memoir.”

“Lynne has had a dramatic life. People will be be very surprised to find out the kind of person she really is,” says Lorilee Craker, who co-authored the project with Spears. “Lynne has been incredible to work with.”

It just doesn’t seem like Lynne Spears is having the best couple of months. First her youngest daughter, Jamie Lynn, went public with the shocking news of her pregnancy in December, when she was just 16. Then in January, her oldest daughter, Britney, 26, was hospitalized twice for mental illness, before being diagnosed with bipolar disorder. Since then, a visibly drained Lynne, 52, has been running back and forth between her home in Kentwood, Lousiana (near where Jamie Lynn is staying), and Los Angeles, where Britney lives, trying to care for both girls while keeping quiet about her family’s troubles.

But this week, Lynne finally broke her silence, giving an emotional interview to Life & Style magazine.

When asked about Jamie Lynn, now 17, Lynne straightforwardly said:

“I’m a bit disappointed that my youngest daughter got pregnant at such an early age. All I can do is turn to God for answers and just leave it in His hands.”

Despite her frustration over the situation Jamie Lynn has gotten herself into, Lynne is trying to look on the bright side. Which is a good thing, it helps to maintain a positive outlook. “Jamie Lynn will be a wonderful mother,” she says. “She really has a way with children — she’s a natural nurturer. I just wish she had waited a bit.”

When it comes to Britney, who ended her long estrangement from her mom after leaving the psych ward at UCLA Medical Center on February 6, Lynne offered love and support. She also said she believes the key to solving her daughter’s problems is to spend more time with her two young boys, Sean, 2, and Jayden, 1.

“I pray for Britney every day to be a better mother,” she goes on to say. “She’s gone through a lot of trauma, but she seems to be coming out of it— and it’s showing in her relationship with the boys. They’re really bonding.”

As for the future, Lynne remains hopeful for both daughters, stating, “I think 2008 will be a better year for all of us.”

I think we all are starting to feel the same way as Lynne. The Spears family has gone through more drama than any family should ever have to face.