A new reality TV show is coming to VH1 called Scream Queens.

Scream Queens is about 10 aspiring actresses that are trying to win a role in the up coming mega horror blockbuster SAW Vl.  The ten women will have to live together and compete in 8 weeks of grueling challenges to prove that they are the ultimate Scream Queen.  They will be under the supervision of Hollywood directer James Gunn, actress Shawnee Smith, who starred in SAW l, ll, and lll, and acting coach John Homa.

Meet the cast:

23 year old Jessica from Massachusetts

Dallas, Texas native Kylah

27 year old Tanedra from California

23 year old Sarah from New Jersey

21 year old Marissa

23 year old Lindsay

21 year old Angela

Jo-Anne

Michelle

25 year old Lina

Scream Queens premieres on Monday October 20th only on VH1 at 10:00 PM.

Matador, Mystery, J-Dog

Last year, the men were put through some crazy “field tests,” including picking up women walking down the street and hooking up with a stripper. You can’t imagine how socially inept some of these contestants are. The winner from last year, “Kosmo,” went from not being able to speak to anyone at a club to being able to “bounce” his target from the club to a nearby cafe for a mini-date right on the spot.

Season 1 Winner Kosmo

Mystery is the genius behind all this pick up madness. He’s able to break down his lessons step by step and forces these guys out of their comfort zones. In the end, you won’t be able to recognize the contestants from when they first walk in the door. The show proves it’s not all about looks. Check out Mystery–he’s always surrounded by beautiful women.

And ladies, don’t think this is show is all about cheesy lines and spitting game. He’s able to teach these guys that when a girl turns her back or faces away from you in a bar, it’s time for them to move on. I think more then a few fellas can take a few lessons in not creeping girls out. Sometimes… it’s not your night and you just have to move on to greener pastures.

So, if you’re into learning the game from a master pick up artist, or just want to root for a socially awkward nerd, then tune in Sunday, October 12th at 10PM to VH1.

Watch Sharon this Sunday on Vh-1 (9pm) in “Rock of Love Charm School with Sharon Osbourne” — we’ll see if she can teach some of those ex-’Rock of Love with Bret Michaels’ whores girls how to be proper leading ladies of rock… I doubt she could have much of an effect on this bunch of chic-a-roos though.  What do you think?

We had the honor of popping into Jeff Conaway and Vikki Lizzi’s dual birthday bash at Area in West Hollywood earlier this week.  (FYI, the guys working the door at Area rival the dunces at Les Don’t Les Duex on the a’holeometer scale, but once you get inside, it’s a super chill hot spot).

Anyhow, Marilyn Manson was supposed to make a guest appearance, but I guess partying like a rock star just wasn’t in the cards for him a couple nights ago, because he never showed; but everyone else had a blast!

Here’s a picture of what they may have looked like had he shown:

I grabbed this pic from the Vikki & Kinickie MySpace page.  Click here to visit the page–you’ll be able to listen to a song recorded by the duo called, “Krazee.” Howard Stern has said this is his favorite song from their CD, “Saints & Sinners.”

I’m so off-track here! Now back to the subject at hand–partying in honor of Jeff & Vikki’s Birthdays!

Corey Feldman and his wife, Susie Sprague-Feldman, were there to wish the couple Happy Birthdays; as well as Gary Busey, Mary Carey, Vikki’s brother, Jay Luna, and, model, Amber Smith–just to name a few.

While most of the attendants are coming off the recent 21 days of rehab with Dr. Drew for the 2nd season of Celebrity Rehab , we found it a bit curious that many of them had drinks in their hands all night…hmmmm….hard to know if it was just juice & soda in those glasses.  What do you think?  I guess we’ll have to watch this season to see how the treatments go.  Celeb Rehab 2 is slated to premiere later this month.

Speaking of Celeb Rehab — we’ve got the scoop on some extra casting!

You see, a guest at the party (we’re not naming any names here!) kinda let it slip that Dr. Drew checks Vikki into rehab this time around. Makes sense–get to the source of some of the problem.

I’m sure you all remember that last season Dr. Drew told Vikki that Jeff and her were co-dependent and attempted to confront her about her own drug problem.  The confrontation didn’t go over so well, so I’m willing to bet that Vikki didn’t transition so smoothly into the treatment program this time around.  And, selfishly, I am anxiously awaiting to see how it all pans out.  I feel selfish because, come’on, we’re talking about people’s lives here, not just another reality TV show, you know?

Anyhow, back to the Birthday bash… you know who else was there?  None other than Ron Jeremy.  He had no problems finding some ladies to hit the dance floor with…and everyone in the club wanted to take pictures with him.

In fact, whenever Vikki, Jeff, or Corey Feldman left their roped off VIP area, they literally got bombarded by fans wanting to take pictures with them, give them hugs, shake their hands, etc.

Gary Busey mostly stayed safely behind the ropes once inside the club.  But, before entering the club, paparazzi were storming the sidewalks trying to get a shot of him–doing what?  Entering the club?  Oh, how scintillating.  That had to make for some extremely boring footage; but seeing how eagerly they were trying to get the shots, they must not of thought so. Unfortunately, our pic of Gary Busey is from early on in the night and boring as well, but here ya go…

We attempted to get some pictures of everyone in attendance, but it got so packed so fast that it was just impossible….like, we completely missed the opportunity to get pictures of pro-surfer, Kelly Slater, some pro-skaters, some guys from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila & innumerous others…  But, we did manage to get a shot of Bobby Trendy for you…

So, all in all, even though Manson didn’t grace us with his dominating presence, everyone else in the club had an awesome night; staying well past drinking curfew, and helping Jeff and Vikki have an amazing birthday celebration…the DJ even played a Grease song in honor of the birthday boy!

If you are, or were, or maybe want to be, a New Kids On The Block fan, then you need to know about this: Vh1’s Behind the Music: New Kids On The Block will premiere this Sunday, Sept 28th.

This is an hour long documentary featuring rare archival images, new footage documenting their 2008 reunion, interviews with all five band members & the people closest to them. Vh1 promises to ‘take viewers on a wild ride “behind the music”‘ as you learn about the unmatched experiences of these 5 “brothers.” This is not another ordinary reunion show…Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight & Jonathan Knight up close and personal with special interviews from N’Sync member Lance Bass, Boyz II Men, former manager Maurice Starr, plus tour managers and record execs.  Inside information all coming your way!

Learn more here: http://nkotb.vh1.com

What stylists of any claiber could forget to give their clients shoes to wear?

Watch this video showing the most ridiculous excuses coming from this “team” of stylists who sent their clients out barefooted!

Can I just say that I have never laughed so hard watching VH1’s I Love Money before. This week’s episode was HIGH-larious!!! It was all about Mr. Boston, and boy did he deliver. Unfortunately he was the one that ended up going home, but not before he completely humiliated himself over and over again. I counted three times.

First Mr. Boston, Brandi C., Megan, and 12Pack form an alliance. 12Pack wants to get rid of White Boy and tells the three to throw the next challenge and he will make sure that they will not get sent home. Being the ‘paymaster’ cinches the deal as he will be the one to decide the fate of the losing team. This whole thing gets confusing because everyone is an idiot so I wont dwell on that. The real star is Mr. Boston!

After they throw the challenge,  White Boy and Chance are pissed and decide to mess with Mr. Boston while he sleeping.  They tear his blanket off reveling that Mr. Boston sleeps in the nude! EWWWWW!!!  Really Mr. Boston?  With other people in the room, you go nude??

They pour water over him and lay all sorts of crap on top of him and he just lays there and takes it!  He never stands up for himself!  It hurts to watch.  After they have thier fun he decides that he needs a shower and gets up, in the buff, and hops in.  Unfortunately for Brandi C. she is in the shower at the time.

Creepy!!! 

That is embarrassing situation number one.   She is screaming at him to get out, Megan is in the bathroom laughing hard but trying to stifle it, meanwhile Mr. Boston goes about his showering business.

But it gets better!

When it is time for the alliance to vote for White Boy, no one does it and Brandi C and Destiny end up going in.  When everyone wants Mr. Boston to be the third person in the bottom three he takes his check off the wall and wont let his team put it in the box!  He is yelling at Brandy C. and Chance is all up in his face, more yelling back and forth pure comedy!  I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.  This poor sad man is fighting and with holding his physical check in a feeble effort to stay in Mexico.  I don’t know if I would want to leave all those skanks either!

This is his mean face.

Ain’t it cute how he is trying to stand up for himself, oh wait it isn’t cute if you are steppn’ up to a girl!  What a douche!!!

After the bottom three have their power outing with 12Pack and Mr. Boston feels betrayed by his alliance, he tries to show he is weak and therefore should not go home by sobbing like a little baby.  AWWWW!  doesn’t he know that only works when chicks do it?

“I just want to go home!”  Don’t worry Mr. Boston, you will.  Oh, and he does.  Bye bye Mr. Boston, have fun with your blow up dolls and imaginary friends.  It wont be the same as sad with out you.

Just for fun, here is Meagan with her “retarded” dog at the elimination ceremony .

You can get some highlights and extras from the show by going to the VH1 website and viewing super cool videos

And if you, like, care about the actual plot of the show.

Until next time, I will continue to watch this tripe, so you don’t have to

Once again I am I disgusted for loving VH1’s I Love Money. That’s right, this episode doesn’t disappoint. Last week, not so much, this week, much better!

Again, the focus of the show is the drama, spending only the first 20 min or so on the preparation and completion of the so-called challenge. Really it is just another way to gross out the viewers. This week it is a kissing contest, lucky for Mr. Boston, he paired himself with Chance! Mind you this was before it was known that kissing would be involved, still hilarious! Chance refused to kiss Mr. Boston, therefore disqualifying his team. This isn’t the first time Chance wasn’t a team player.

The next 40 min plays out with drunken alliances and cat fights between slighted lovers. Megan tries to go for 12pack, but plays it so Heather thinks it is 12pack making the moves, and breaks them up.

Awe! so sad!! Can’t they all just get along?

Another love triangle plays out between Destiney, Heat, and The Entertainer. Destiney and Heat are ‘together’ but The Entertainer likes Destiney, so when Heat and Chance get into a hissy fit over the disqualification, Destiney jumps to Heats defense. When Chance fires back at Destiney, Heat fails to come to her defense and Destiney starts to cry. She sobs to The Entertainer that she has feelings! Skanks hurt too, yo!

OH! and she confesses that she is like minutes away from starting her period. ewwwwww! TMI Destiney. Seriously girl on national TV? Why?

So The Entertainer was picked as team captain this time around and he chooses to think with his heart loins and sends Heat packing, keeping Megan.

YES! I heart Megan! She is my favorite by far.

Next week’s sneak peek looks like a blow out between Mr. Boston and Chance, goody goody!

I can’t wait!! I disgust myself.

Continuing to watch this crap, so you don’t have to!

As promotion for her new VH1 show Brooke Know Best, Brooke Hogan and her back-up dancers performed at a Miami nightclub wearing nothing but lingerie.

The Sun reports:

“Wearing a burlesque-style outfit, Brooke didn’t leave much to the imagination as her dad looked on from the VIP area alongside new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.”

I think that Brooke needs to leave this kind of act to the Pussycat Dolls; she has always looked kind of manly to me.

VH1’s I Love Money does a tremendous job stretching a good half-hour worth of footage into a full blown hour.

This week’s installation was chalk full of awesome sound effects–like when The Entertainer removed his sunglasses & there was a sound to accompany it for dramatic affect. That’s some serious drama people. Hilarious! Little things like that make this show…

Or, wait…maybe it’s actually that and the chicks in bikinis.

The plot thickened with this episode when it was revealed that the team members had to choose another team captain; and, also with each challenge a new person will be picked for team captain. One person cannot be captain twice in a row. Being captain has its perks, because if you’re on the winning team, you actually pick who goes home from the loosing team. HMMM… how very RR/RW Challenge of them.

After a session of jousts with giant Q-tips on a “bed” suspended above the ocean, the Green team was victorious, with Mr. Boston winning the last battle and clinching the victory for his team. Cra-zy!

Outcome: Pumpkin and Toastee plot and Nibblz is sent home. Sidenote: Can I just say Pumpkin has packed on the pounds? Anyhow, I predict that Toastee is next to go, and Brandi C and Megan are not too far behind! But I digress.

VH1 does a great job of inserting interview clips and reactions from players to stretch out a scene that could play out on its own in less than a minute. They also get good use out of their slow mo replay button. All this effort makes for a long hour, but I did laugh out loud a few times so I applaud– job well done!

Ugh! Yes, I hate myself for loving this!

I can already see the producers foreshadowing some romances that are going to come up later in the series, because it wouldn’t be celebreality without make out sessions and broken hearts! Dang, I cant wait!!! I think it is going to be juicy and drama filled. I know VH1 wont let me down. They don’t hype up the challenges too much, because they know everyone tunes in for the drama and skanks. It’s the bread and butter!

You too can keep abreast of the winners, losers, and those who had to ‘bounce,’ as the host Craig Jackson says, by going here.

I will continue to watch, self loath, & bring you updates, so you don’t have to!