Kellan Lutz is trading in his vampire days for a tattooed action hero. But wait, this isn’t just any kind of action hero. In the upcoming flick Tatua, Kella plays a man “with a rare blood type that allows him to be tattooed with a powerful ink,” Deadline reports. “He is able to pull those weapons straight off his skin, giving him an enviable leg up as a covert assassin.” Sounds SUPER realistic, right?

Celebrities are all tatted up in Hollywood and this got us thinking: what if some of their tattoos came to life? Some of these would definitely make more of a horror film than an action flick.

Take a look at our picks after the jump!

It's been quite a month for Kathy Griffin.

Her comedy special Tired Hooker was nominated for an Emmy last week and she celebrated the nod with a highly unusual slumber party at Cher's house. Now the comedian has had her Bravo talk show Kathy renewed for a second season, according to Huffington Post, and premiered her latest comedy special Kathy Griffin: Seaman 1st Class last night. Does this woman ever sleep?!

What did Kathy have to say about her talk show being picked up for next year? Find out after the jump!

When you're a celebrity, it's pretty much inevitable that you'll end up dating another celeb. It's like interoffice romances (where the office in question is Hollywood).

But sometimes cupid has a twisted sense of humor and will put couples together no one could have ever imagined. And thank God the Internet keeps these things catalogued.

In honor of the VH1’s Hollywood Exes, let’s take a stroll down memory lane and remember – or teach you – about the most random, awesome and weird former celeb couples!