Is “So what, I’m drunk?” the new “rocket’s red glare”? And is R. Kelly the next Francis Scott Key?
Coke and rum-sippers all across America can rejoice, because R. Kelly’s “Ignition” remix has been suggested as a replacement for “The Star-Spangled Banner” as our national anthem. The "dawn's early light" is now "the freakin' weekend," the "twilight's last gleaming" is now an after-party in a hotel lobby, and so on.
Yes, there is an actual petition attempting to make this happen. Find out more after the jump!