Vanessa Hudgens and her gal pals YLA released Spring Breakers 2 –- I mean, the music video for “$$$ex” -- and it’s pretty much what we expected after hearing the song as well as seeing the teaser (if that’s what you want to call it) a few weeks ago.

Bringing back the era of ‘90s raves with flashing lights, bright colors and all-around trippy effects, I don’t know if it’s just me, but it’s kind of hard to get through the entire video. Especially since Vanessa appears it for about 30 seconds in the middle. Or maybe she’s in it more... but it’s hard to tell. Just watch the video and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

Over the years, Coachella has become the place to transform yourself and become a completely new person with your wardrobe for a weekend or two. We understand “Festival Style,” but some stars must've missed our must-haves or possibly misinterpreted it. Heavy jackets aren’t necessary in the desert, Coachella isn’t Woodstock, and this is 2013... sooo there’s no need to pretend you’re from a different era, guys.

Weekend two kicks off tomorrow, so here are some Coachella mistakes that we certainly hope we won’t be seeing these next few days.

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Is that the sound of a T-rex stomping its way toward us, or is Amanda Bynes back behind the wheel of a motor vehicle? The dinosaurs of Jurassic Park have insatiable appetites for destruction and leave a wake of chaos and fear wherever they go. Sounds a little like some of our favorite stars, right?

If we were casting Jurassic Park today, we might skip the tricky practical effects and hold off on the expensive CGI, because some of Hollywood’s most notorious stars could just as easily take those dino roles. They're larger than life, already used to being gawked at, and many of them should probably be contained behind an electrified fence. What could possibly be more fitting?

As part of our "Park Week" celebrating this Friday's release of the Spielberg blockbuster in 3D, check out our dinosaur casting ideas for an all-star Jurassic Park... after the jump!