Did we ask for another Machete movie?
Nope. But we got one!
Spawned from a fake trailer in the Grindhouse films, Robert Rodriguez’s first feature-length version featured plenty of tabloid fodder amidst a couple of big names enjoyably slumming it (and featured Lindsay Lohan as a nun). Machete Kills continues the stunt casting with Charlie Sheen (sorry, that’s “Carlos Estevez”) as President of the United States and Sofia Vergara as, uh… a very angry woman with one killer bustier.
Plus, it’s the big screen debut of Lady Gaga.
Curious? Watch the first trailer after the jump…