It’s here! Maxim, the magazine for men who are too shy to subscribe to Playboy, has released its annual Hot 100 list, featuring one hundred celebrities with sparkling personalities and intellect to spare.
Just kidding! It’s based completely on looks.
People’s Most Beautiful Woman Gwyneth Paltrow is nowhere to be found (who knew Maxim and People readers have different ideals of beauty?), but amongst some solid and obvious choices ― like Rihanna and Mila Kunis ― there are also some pretty questionable ones that had us saying, “Really?”
In fact, one of Maxim’s choices is so vapid she literally doesn’t even exist. Find out who made the cut after the jump!