The not-so-glamorous Hollywood on the red carpet at the 66th Annual Golden Globes:

Rachel Griffiths

This looks like a Project Runway piece that was not completed.  The challenge was to make a red carpet dress from hotel drapes.  If she was in a time crunch, couldn’t she have at least had the wrinkles steamed out?

Jennifer Lopez

These half dresses are hardly ever flattering, and even if J.Lo had her pre-baby body back (Perez Hilton already poked at her muffin top), it would still lack any class.

Cameron Diaz

Cameron is known for trying out the crazy glam look, but is often unsuccesful.  She looks like Dakota Fanning in fifteen years, after recovering from a drug addiction and having suffered from a bad relationship.

Marisa Tomei

Seems like she couldn’t commit to a look here.  She could have worn a messier skirt to go for the pirate wench look, or taken up the skirt to knee length and gone for the old business woman look.

Rita Wilson

Looks like she’s trying to do the Marion Cotillard fish dress from last years Oscars.  I didn’t think it could get uglier.  Her boobs are spilling out in every direction.  Fail!

Glenn Close

I know she’s not a spring chicken anymore, but she looks like she’s wearing an antique couch.  Its not a gown, but much too unflattering and hideous to go unmentioned.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

Forever 21…  sale rack.

Hayden Panettiere

The straight strapless top to this dress is so unflattering.  She looks like she is trying to squeeze man pecks to get some cleave action.  She’s about to bust that bustline.

Olivia Wilde

My Size Barbie has come to life.

Tish Cyrus

It’s sad when your 16 year old comes looking classier than you.  The cheap looking disco dress and tattoo just scream “trash!”  Let’s hope she’s just hitting a midlife crisis that will be short lived.

Jenna Fisher

There’s nothing glamorous about this dress.  The print is matronly and if she tailored it to knee length, she could wear it on a cruise.