If you’re going to guest on Saturday Night Live, you need to be able to poke fun at yourself in addition to the rest of the world. Jeremy Renner proved he was game by mocking his Avengers character Hawkeye’s comparably tame abilities.

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Kim Kardashian and the rest of her family are going to be fuming mad if they read Jeremy Renner's interview with The Guardian. The Bourne Legacy actor delivers quite the blow to the infamous reality TV fam, calling them "ridiculous people with zero talent." And that's not all, Jeremy continued his insult fueled rant before revealing that he himself "never wanted to be famous."

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We hear about celebrity cat fights and Twitter wars all the time -- but this brawl, involving Jeremy Renner, is serious... and scary!!

The Mission Impossible 3 star was at a bar in Phuket, Thailand with his friend Vorasit Issara, when several men attacked his friend, stabbing Issara in the stomach and slashing his throat with an axe! Horrifying!! Issara is reportedly recovering in the hospital, and the men who attacked him have been arrested.

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