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Having a rough Monday? Here, perhaps this video of Kanye West running face-first into a sign will help.

Okay, so we at Hollywire don’t exactly endorse laughing at the misfortunes of others in order to make yourself feel better. But if you are going to partake in such activities, you could do worse than laughing at the misfortunes of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

Trying to keep his face out of sight of the paparazzi, Kanye forgot to watch where he was going and ran smack into a sign reading “Wrong Way” ― and then totally flipped out on the guys, blaming them for his injury.

Watch the footage after the jump and see if you think the paps were in the wrong for harassing and distracting him!

A day after he caused all kinds of speculation for tweeting the mysterious date “June 18,” Kanye West is part of another “mystery date” ― this time, surrounding the day of his wedding to Kim Kardashian.

Yep, now that Kim’s divorce is finalized, Kanye is free to go someplace Ray J didn’t hit first ― down the aisle with Kim. Find out more after the jump!