Wed, 04/24/2013 - 09:50 by McCarton
Reality television is hardly known for producing the most thought-provoking programming, but notorious attention whores Ke$ha and Ryan Lochte have just debuted shows that make Keeping Up With the Kardashians look like a National Geographic special.
Ke$ha premiered her MTV reality show My Crazy Beautiful Life last night, while Ryan's E! reality show What Would Ryan Lochte Do? premiered last Sunday with plenty of mockable sound bites. In short, we don't expect either of these programs to win Emmys (or have a second season). Yet if there was an award for sheer lack of shamelessness, they'd both undoubtedly be in the running.
Which of these shows is more cringeworthy? Check out the head-to-head breakdown after the jump!