Scary Movie 5 comes out this Friday, and we're already quivering in fear.
Not because the movie itself is all that frightening... at least, not in the traditional way... but rather, because the film offers up the kind of rare chills no horror director or screenwriter could invent. We're talking cameos from sub-D-list stars, off-the-wall parodies of much better movies, and some highly questionable-looking gags.
Don't believe that Scary Movie 5 could actually be the most terrifying thing you see this year? Well, peruse the evidence after the jump... we think you'll be swayed.