Hopefully you’re not holding your breath for a Friends reunion on the big screen, because then you’ll never breathe again. Kevin S. Bright, co-executive producer/director of the beloved sitcom, says that’s never happening.

In a new interview, Kevin talks about the new Blu-Ray release of the complete series and nixes Friends: The Movie, but there is some happy news for longtime fans ― he reveals where the characters are now (at least in his own mind).

Find out what happened to Phoebe, Joey, and the gang after the jump!