Thu, 03/28/2013 - 13:59 by Alexander
It’s Lady Gaga’s birthday today, and if there’s one thing we know about Gaga, it’s that she’s always trying to top herself ― and everyone else.
A quiet celebration of close friends? A simple birthday cupcake? A tuneless rendition of “Happy Birthday”? Nope! Not Gaga enough! The eccentric Mother Monster would never allow such pedestrian displays of appreciation to honor her 27 years of terrorizing the Earth.
A Gaga birthday is a real party. One for which “over-the-top” is still too low and “that’s extreme” is just another way of bellowing, “Mooore!!” Here are 10 simple steps to celebrate ― sorry, we mean Gaga-brate ― the existence of the otherworldly life form otherwise known as Lady Gaga.