Oh, the perils of being in a wildly popular boy band. One day you’re invited to perform at the White House, the next you’ve been requested to play at Johnny Depp’s place ― how will they ever get a moment’s peace?

No, but seriously, we’re wondering if One Direction’s popularity is starting to drive them crazy crazy crazy, because now it seems like every star with a daughter of a certain age is requesting a private concert. Suddenly One Direction is being pulled in about 50 directions by celebrities who seem to have taken the album title Take Me Home too literally. And how do you choose between Tim Burton’s muse and the First Family?

At some point, the boys may need to put their foot down and say enough is enough, but for now, let’s see which famous daughter has an edge when it comes to taking 1D home.