Not so many years ago, Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan were in the same camp ― tabloid-friendly controversy-magnets we’d never dream of taking seriously. In fact, if we had to guess who’d emerge from the media fray less scathed, we might have even picked Lindsay!

Cut to 2013, with Lindsay making near-daily headlines with various psychic-punching incidents and whatnot, while Megan just had her first baby and is starring in a respectable, legitimate comedy This Is 40 (while LiLo is starring in unintentional comedies like Liz & Dick).

So is it any wonder that Megan feels like she’s in a position to judge her fellow starlet?