If there's anyone qualified to stage an intervention, it's a guy who was a cast member on Celebrity Rehab.

After Lindsay Lohan was called out on Twitter by screenwriter Bret Easton Ellis for skipping work on The Canyons, Father of the Year Michael Lohan attempted to stage an intervention at her home with her entire management team last Friday. "(She's surrounded by) a bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts," he told reporters outside Chez LiLo, according to TMZ. However, a man claiming to be her boyfriend shooed Michael away and called the cops for trespassing, telling him any problems she has will not be solved by her father.

The intervention may have backfired in a big way for Michael. Find out Lindsay's reactions after the jump!

You know those nights when you’re out getting wasted with your mom at an NYC hotspot--then all of a sudden it’s 4 AM and you can’t agree whether your limo is going back to your hotel or her place on Long Island, and you start fighting about it, and she scratches you, and then the cops come? 

Well, neither do we, but we’re not Lindsay Lohan. (Thankfully!) Police were called to Dina Lohan's house last night following a loud fight between mother and daughter in the middle of the night.

Wow, all this drama is so unlike the Lohan family... Find out more after the jump.

Have you ever been unable to decide whether you wanted to file a restraining order against your girlfriend or knock her up? No? Neither have we.

The number of Lohans running around the country seemed to be plenty for America to handle, but infamous bad dad Michael Lohan has ensured there will be another in the mix after knocking up his on-and-off girlfriend Kate Major. And according to TMZ, the word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan is NOT happy about this!

Could this pregnancy send Michael Lohan to jail?! Find out after the jump!