Well, you can stop waiting. The apocalypse is here.

Yes, Hollywood has decided it is time to make a movie based on a meme, even though the average life span of a meme is, oh, six seconds, while a movie lasts a whole two hours.

The Grumpy Cat meme will soon have his own Garfield-style feature film. The kitty (actual name: Tardar Sauce) will also be given a voice. As producer Todd Garner puts it: “This started off as a picture of a cat, but rare is an image that evokes that much comedy. You read all of the memes and the comments, and one is funnier than the next. We think we can build a big family comedy around this character.”

Think that grouchy face won’t be consistently funny for 90 minutes or more? You’re not alone. We’re making our own Grumpy Cat face at the idea of memes being turned into movies, and in fact, we’ve even made a meme about it. But since you can’t buck a trend that Hollywood is determined to wring money out of, we’re going ahead and suggesting some other popular memes that could be made into movies…

How do you solve a problem like Ryan Gosling?

There’s arguably no more popular male star right now, at least as far as social media goes. Ryan has been the subject of countless memes, from “Hey girl” to hating a certain breakfast food, and you’re not likely to find any celeb more women are crushing on and more men want to be. Basically, the world is ready to lap up anything and everything Gosling… except, um, his movies.

The Crazy Stupid Love star was a no-show at this year’s Cannes Film Festival, even though his much-anticipated Drive follow-up Only God Forgives was (arguably) the most buzzed-about movie going into the fest. However, the film didn’t exactly get a standing ovation ― it got booed by some amidst some applause. And this certainly is not the first Ryan Gosling film to be met with a cold shoulder by audiences and critics… so what gives?