April 5, 2013 - 3:47pm by Alexander
It's April 5, and we have mixed feelings about today — on the one hand, Jurassic Park finally returns to theaters! On the other hand, it means Park Week has come to a close.
But to ensure that we all get the most out of our Jurassic Park viewing experience, we've put together some nifty ideas on how you can enhance your trip to theaters this weekend. (You are going this weekend, aren't you? What are you, nuts?) Sure, most of the ideas are pretty obnoxious and will probably get you kicked out of the theater, and will definitely ruin the movie for everyone else. But it's not every day the best movie of all time roars its way back into the cineplex, now is it? You deserve the very best damn Jurassic Park experience you can get!
Here's how to get the most out of your excursion to Jurassic Park.