Happy (almost) Fourth of July, everyone!  For your holiday reading enjoyment, here are five celebrity quotes that I enjoyed this week!

1. “Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we’re alike.  It’s a dumb thing to say.  I don’t think that makes us similar.  I don’t know her, but I don’t like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn’t know me.  I’m my own person.  I don’t go to clubs, I don’t party, I don’t dance on tables and I don’t like sex tapes.”

Ouch. That’s harsh.

-Gossip Girl star Blake Lively to Seventeen magazine, on comparisons to Paris Hilton.

2. “There is a fair amount of sexual energy and there are some drug parallels. We have a couple of what David Yates, the director calls our ‘Trainspotting moments’. There’s a great balance. The light parts are lighter than before, and the dark parts are extremely dark.”

I’m sure the parents are really happy to hear that the next Harry Potter movie is going to be like a movie about heroin addicts.

-Daniel Radcliffe, in an interview with U.K.’s newspaper, The Daily Mirror, about the next Harry Potter flick.

3. “I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I’ve been on and be with the person I care about and my family.”

Way to be gender-neutral and keep all of us guessing!

-Lindsay Lohan on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show.

4. “Coolest.  Person.  Ev-er!  Really, I think I’m chill.  I am very hyper but I’m very carefree.”

What a modest young girl.

-Miley Cyrus describing herself in People’s special Miley Cyrus issue, on newsstands Friday.

5. “Shrek was more believable than that.”

This trial is going to be u-g-l-y.

-Peter Cook, when asked what he thought of his estranged wife Christie Brinkley’s teary testimony in their bitter divorce trial on Thursday morning.

And there you have it!

Come back and read next week for all the off kilter things stars are going to say!