We’re barely 6 months into 2008 and it’s already turning out to be the year of celebrity engagements weddings wait no I mean babies. Well you get my point! It seems every week we hear about a “fairytale” wedding, or the birth of the latest celebrity spawn. All these engagements and weddings are making me think that I’ll be doing a list of the top 10 divorces of 2009. Ok, ok some of them might make it to 2010. So for those of you who aren’t keeping track of celebs’ fascinating lives, let’s review shall we?
Lets start with our favorite betrothed celebs. Which couple has the best chances and who’ll be headed for splitsville?
Fergie and Josh Duhamel: She’s a pop princess and he’s TV’s hottest hunk. These two love birds are in the planning stages for their wedding, but have already been bombarded with baby rumors. Only time will tell if those rumors are true, as well as if these two make it to the aisle!
Andy Roddick and Brooklyn Decker: Next to jump on the marriage bandwagon was tennis hunk Andy Roddick, who announced his engagement to swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker in March. The couple dated less than a year before Roddick popped the question. Something tells me this will turn out to be Andre Agassi and Brooke Shields part two.
Carmen Electra and Rob Patterson: Ms. Electra is giving marriage another shot. The couple was engaged on Carmen’s 36th birthday. Judging by her previous track record of short marriages to Dennis Rodman and Dave Navarro, I don’t think the third time is the charm in this case.
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds: These two are the latest to announce their impending nuptials. Scarlett showed off her ring at this years Costume Institute Gala in early May.
I say the couple with the best bet of making it is Fergie and Josh Duhamel.
Next up we have weddings:
A few stars have already tied the knot this year. There was Beyonce and Jay-z, who still think we’re crazy and want us to believe the wedding never happened. Then we have Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz, who just recently announced they are expecting their first child – can anyone say shotgun wedding? Two days after Ashlee and Pete, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren–also expecting their first child–tied the knot. And perhaps the most shocking wedding of the year belongs to Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Something tells me they’re going to regret those matching tattoos by August.
This year it seems we’ve hit the celebrity baby motherload (pun intended). I can’t even begin to name all the kids that popped out this year. So I won’t, I’m just going to name the cute ones whose parents are famous enough.
First up we have the pregnant but ready to pop. The list includes:
Angelina Jolie
Jessica Alba
Nicole Kidman
Tori Spelling
Gwen Stefani
Then some celebs gave birth to the future Paris’ and Lindseys of the world. They include:
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden – mom and dad to Harlow Winter Kate Madden
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman- mom and dad to Max Liron Bratman
Jennifer Lopez and Mark Anthony- mom and dad to Emme and Max
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry- mom and dad to Nahla Ariela Aubry
Cate Blanchett…..and man- mom and dad to Ignatius Martin Upton (good luck with that name kid)
Now wasn’t ALL that information so useful to your lives? Yes, I thought so. And to think, there are still 6 more months left in the year.
