Okay, so her pitch is horribly embarrassing–I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone, except for maybe a two-year old, throw a ball this badly.

But, really, what we need to be talking about here are her clothes. What the hell is she wearing!?!

Dude, she looks like a pre-teen trying to take hand-me-down, mismatched clothing and assemble it into a stylish outfit. Ummm, sorry, but that outfit failed to deliver on so many counts (unless you consider “Repulsion” a fashion category). And did you see the shoes in the video!? Holy hell! I’m embarrassed for America.

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