Things just don’t seem like they are going Jessica Simpson’s way these days. Her younger sister is getting married this weekend, is probably pregnant (even though Ashlee denies it), and now it looks like her studly quarterback, Tony Romo, may have dumped her. But turn that frown upside down, Jess!

If I was going through all that it’s safe to say I might throw back a few to forget my problems. And Apparently Jess did just that.

Us Weekly is reporting that the 27-year-old singer began tossing back cocktails Saturday at 4pm with pal CaCee Cobb and Cobb’s boyfriend Donald Faison (Clueless… Scrubs… yum!) at L.A.’s Mexicali Cocina Cantina.

After binge drinking for four hours, Jessica was so out of it that she had to leave her Range Rover parked in the restaurant’s parking lot and call her mom Tina for a ride home.

Aww, that so reminds me of high school.

Did I mention CaCee Cobb threw up under the table? Classy.

Now The Dallas Morning News is reporting that the rumors that Simpson and Romo have split are, indeed, true. Staff writer Alan Peppard claims “two people close to Tony and Jess have told me that the glam couple is over, kaput, splitsville, put a fork in it,” although he refuses to name names.

It’s hard to tell if this is legit seeing that neither Jessica or Tony have no confirmed the break up and multiple entertainment news shows are telling the opposite story. Extra and E! News are reporting that the rumors of the break up are false.

Um… but what about when Tony was in Chicago last Saturday with his boys and he told all them, “Me and Jessica are done.”

Seems pretty clear to me. I guess we will just have to wait and see who talks first!