On Tuesday, May 27th, America’s favorite “baby daddy” and “Father of the Year”, Kevin Federline, lost his 5-year-old daughter Kori at the ‘Happiest Place on Earth.’
Phew! No worries, Britney fanatics fans, it was one of Shar Jackson’s kids.
Sources told HollyWire that the child, wearing a bright yellow Belle Costume, was left roaming alone near the Finding Nemo ride. When an employee asked her where her parents were, she said she didn’t know.
She was then asked the standard who-what-when-where questions:
Disney employee: What’s your name?
5 year old daughter of K-fed: Kori
Employee: How old are you?
Kori: 5
Employee: What’s your parent’s name?
Kori: Kevin
Aw, adorable. No, sweetie, daddy prefers “K-Fed.”
Little did the employee know that “Kevin” meant Kevin Federline! About ten to fifteen minutes after the employee found the lost little Kori, a frantic nanny spotted her and came running over.
“She was freaked out and started yelling at the kid, asking her why she wandered off,” said the source.
While we cannot name our source (who has asked to remain anonymous), we did get confirmation from Kori’s mom, Shar Jackson, that Kevin did take all the children to Disneyland yesterday.
Thank goodness Daddy Kevin and the remaining 3 kids stayed put with other park employees. They didn’t want him getting lost, too.
I’m sure Kevin didn’t sweat it too bad, though. He just needs to be extra careful with the kids he made with Brit. Those are daddy’s little bundles of limitless money joy. (Too harsh, I know–but how could I resist?)
Listen, K-Fed, a little advice – just like rapping, you need to keep parenting to the professionals.
Anyway… Happy early Father’s Day, K! We’re glad they found your cute little Kori and all ended well!
Update: If you read the comments below, you’ll see that one of our readers was there and she saw 2 nannies with the kids, 2 Disneyland ushers, and a bodyguard! Crazy they could lose a kid with that much coverage… there were more adults than children!
See some K-Fed at Disneyland photos here and here
May 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Wowzer–takes a real genius to lose ur kid even when u have a nanny with u
May 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
wonder if the nanny got canned? Honest mistake really–kids run off all the time, especially at D-land
May 28th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
I lose my kids all the time–at malls, at ballgames, wherever there’s anything catching their attention!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
my Hero!
May 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
I have 3 kids and I take them to amusement parks by myself all the time and I have never lost one. With all that child support you’d think he could afford competent help. What an idiot.
May 28th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
seriously he is the epitome of a bad parents. yea kids run off sometimes but at disneyland parents are supposed to be like having fun WITH their kids.. not hitting on girls and stuff. he’s a joke
May 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
maybe he should get one of those harness leash things for kids
ha!
May 28th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
K-Fed is probably the only parent on earth that needs the harness leash for a 5 year old.
May 28th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
What an idiot! With that many nannies how do you lose a child? Maybe he should can the nanny and take responsibilty for his kids!
May 29th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I was there and saw them, they had 2 nannies, 2 disneyland “escorts” and 1 huge bodyguard. Her Belle outfit was really cute and made her stand out in the crowd, how the hell did they “lose” her?? When I saw them it was still early about 11 AM K-fart wasnt with them yet. He must of rolled out of bed at the hotel to show up later in the afternoon. The boys are soooo cute, I feel sorry for them, the “handlers” who always have them are the paid help. Oh well, at least they will always have each other.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Wow–that makes it even crazier that they were lost given the crew they had assembled for just 4 kids!
And how sad, it was 11am and k-fed wasn’t even with them–I bet you’re right, it was too early in the morning for him to be outta bed yet.
May 29th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Kevin just showed up for the photo op most likely. Kind sad they had so many people around them and still lost them.
May 29th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
It just goes to show that when you have to many people everyone thinks that someone else is watching. All these celebrities have their children surrounded by nannies that probably only care about their paycheck. It is so sad. The kids have to be confused. It is time that they become true parents.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
You peeps are idiots. none of your readers was there it’s just the chick that claims she was EVERYWHERE!. GET A FRIGGIN’ CLUE!
May 29th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Smarty:
Ya, that was exactly what I was thinking too, because if you know you are responsible for 4 kids, you’re constantly counting them/aware of them; but, if you know others are watching too, then you think you can kinda slack off.
I also wonder–is one nanny for Shar’s kids and the other nanny for Britney’s kids?
May 30th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
people kids sneak off a lot. It happens, cut the guy some sort of slack.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
I’m not a K-fed fan but how is it that people can still talk trash about him want the kids for money when Britany give them away free because she does not know how to be a mother to them, Yes he lose the kid by mistake but Britany lose them for good, and Britany only had two so what is her reason she is know better them him, please get over Kevin being a loser because Britany is a bigger loser because does not have them at all
May 30th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
i LOVE sean’s adorable little LSU jersey!! geaux tigers!!!
May 30th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
you know whats stupid
if this was britney, and one of the kids went missing at disneyland on her watch, everyone would hear about it, and it’d be on the news and she’d be on magazine covers branded a bad mother
but coz its k-fed
its not as known
its stupid.
May 31st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
He looks really good in the shot with longer hair, clean shaven – holding SP. He should work this look always.
May 31st, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I am a nanny to 7 kids (2 families) and I’ve taken them to amusement parks,
malls and so on. I’ve NEVER lost a kid and I’m 19.